Welcome to the land of dragon puns, where laughter flies like dragon breath! Dragons are super cool creatures from stories worldwide, and guess what? They are not just serious, they are funny too!
Join us on a dragon-joke journey where we will tickle your funny bone with silly dragon puns. Dragons are like the coolest pals in our adventures, from old-timey tales like Saint George and the Dragon to new and awesome stories like Game of Thrones. Get ready for a big bunch of laughs that soar higher than a dragon’s wings.
We are not done yet, there’s still more fun to unfold. Explore our fantastic collection of Vampire Puns, Lunch Box Jokes, and Dinosaur Jokes For Kids for an extra dose of laughter.
25 Dragon Puns
- Why did the dragon go to therapy? It had too much fire in its belly.
- Dragons love telling jokes because they have a great sense of roar-tastic humor.
- What do you call a dragon with no manners? A firedrake!
- Why did the dragon start a band? It wanted to make some fire music.
- Dragons love playing hide and seek because they are excellent at reptiles and seek.
- What’s a dragon’s favorite type of party? A fiery one!
- Why do dragons never tell lies? Because they can’t hide anything with those scales.
- What do you call a dragon who can sing? A fire-breathing songbird.
- Dragons love spicy food because it’s always fire-breath-taking.
- How do dragons pay for things? With dragon gold, of course!
- What do you get if you cross a dragon with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the dragon break up with its significant other? There is too much dragon drama.
- Dragons love to read because they have a fiery passion for literature.
- What’s a dragon’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of fireworks!
- Why did the dragon become a chef? It wanted to cook up a roar-some meal.
- What do you call a dragon who loves to travel? A jetsetter!
- Why did the dragon get a job at the bakery? It wanted to make flame-baked goods.
- Dragons are good at math because they have fire-ce numerical skills.
- Why do dragons never play hide and seek with knights? They always get spear-ated.
- What do you call a dragon that’s a stand-up comedian? A laugh-gnarly.
- Why did the dragon start a garden? It wanted to grow some fire flowers.
- Dragons love to dance because they’ve got some serious flame-boyant moves.
- What’s a dragon’s favorite ice cream flavor? Fireberry swirl!
- Why did the dragon go to school? To brush up on its fire-matics.
- What do you call a dragon who’s a detective? Sherlock Flame.
15 Dragon Jokes
- How do dragons keep their breath fresh? They use dragon mint!
- How do dragons pay for things online? With their dragon card, of course!
- How do you calm down an angry dragon? You don’t, you just run!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite subject in school? History, because they love tales of knights and maidens!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite type of exercise? Fire aerobics, of course!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of fire effects!
- What did the dragon say after a big meal? I’m totally stuffed; I can’t even dragon anymore!
- What do you call a dragon who can’t stop talking? A drag-on and on and on!
- What do you call a dragon who loves technology? A byte-ing dragon!
- What do you call a dragon with a good singing voice? A fire-tone singer!
- What do you call a dragon with a sweet tooth? A candy-flame chewer!
- What do you get when you cross a dragon with a detective? An investigator with a fiery passion for solving crimes!
- Why did the dragon apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to work on its bread-th of fire.
- Why did the dragon become a gardener? It wanted to grow a fire-breathing bush!
- Why did the dragon go to the comedy club? To see if it could get a laugh out of its fire-breath jokes!
15 Jokes About Dragons
- How do dragons communicate in a crowded room? They wing it!
- How do dragons enjoy their coffee? With a side of fiery espresso!
- How do dragons keep their teeth clean? They floss with knight’s armor!
- How does a dragon start a conversation? With a roar-gument!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite dance move? The flamenco, naturally!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s fire-tuned!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite type of sandwich? Grilled cheese, of course – extra toasty!
- What did the dragon say when it won the lottery? I’m on fire!
- What do you call a dragon that loves seafood? A shrimp-ly irresistible fire-breather!
- Why did the dragon bring a suitcase to the picnic? It wanted to pack a lunch!
- Why did the dragon get kicked out of the comedy club? It kept making burning remarks!
- Why did the dragon go to therapy? It had scale issues!
- Why did the dragon open a bakery? It wanted to make some flame-bouant pastries!
- Why did the dragon start a fitness regime? It wanted to get in scales shape!
- Why did the dragon take up painting? It wanted to create some fireworks of art!
10 Dragon Humor Puns
- How do dragons answer the phone? Hello, this is dragon speaking!
- How do dragons apologize? With a heartfelt fire-giveness!
- How do dragons keep track of time? With a roar-dinary clock!
- How do dragons settle disagreements? By having a fire-ce debate!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite game show? Who Wants to be a Millionaire – in Gold!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite social media platform? Flamestagram!
- What’s a dragon’s favorite type of weather? Smoke signals!
- What do you call a dragon who loves to write poetry? A fire-spire!
- Why did the dragon get a job in customer service? It had a talent for fire-m negotiations.
- Why did the dragon start a fashion line? It wanted to be on fire with the latest trends!
30 Game Of Thrones Puns
- How does Arya Stark keep her skin looking flawless? She has a faceless skincare routine!
- How does Tyrion Lannister like his coffee? Short and strong!
- How do you organize a fantastic party in Westeros? You plan well in advance to send out the Raven invitations!
- What’s Arya’s favorite type of car? A Stark-mobile!
- What’s Arya Stark’s favorite type of party? A No-Face mask ball!
- What’s Daenerys’s favorite game? Musical thrones!
- What’s Jon Snow’s favorite type of cereal? Bran Flakes!
- What’s the Hound’s favorite type of sandwich? A Clegane-burger!
- What’s the Night’s Watch’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because winter is coming!
- What’s the Night King’s favorite type of joke? Ice-breakers!
- What’s the White Walkers’ favorite dessert? Ice cream!
- What’s Varys’s favorite musical instrument? The whisper-ophone!
- What did Brienne of Tarth say when she won an award? I’d like to thank the academy and the kings and queens I’ve sworn to protect!
- What did Daenerys say to her dragons when they were misbehaving? You need to be more ‘fire-sponsive’!
- What did Samwell Tarly say when he finished a book? That was quite a page-turner!
- What do you call a group of Lannisters playing music together? A family jam!
- What do you call a magical creature that plays the guitar? A dire-bard!
- Why did Bran Stark become a gardener? He wanted to watch things grow!
- Why did Bran Stark open a door-to-door service? He wanted to Hodor!
- Why did Cersei open a shoe store? She wanted to make sure everyone bowed down to her heels!
- Why did Jaime Lannister take up gardening? He wanted to grow a one-handed rose!
- Why did Jon Snow become a detective? He always knows when something is afoot!
- Why did Jon Snow become a musician? He knew how to hit the high notes on the Wall!
- Why did Sansa Stark start a bakery? She wanted to make some queenly pastries!
- Why did the Dragons start a rock band? They wanted to make some fire-y tunes!
- Why did the Night King become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to break the ice!
- Why did the White Walkers go to therapy? They needed to chill out!
- Why did the Wildlings open a seafood restaurant? They wanted to serve Free-Folk dishes!
- Why does Cersei Lannister never use social media? Because a Lannister always blocks their debts!
- Why does Tyrion never gamble? Because he always bets on the short odds!
15 Dragon Puns Captions
- Slaying it with my dragon flair
- Feeling dragon-tastic today
- When life gives you dragons, make dragonade
- Roaring through the week like a fire-breathing boss
- Just winging it and feeling dragonfly
- Earning my scales one fiery adventure at a time
- Hatching plans for a legendary day
- Keeping it hot and fierce, just like a dragon’s breath
- Slaying the game with a touch of dragon magic
- Living in a world where every day is a dragon tale
- Taking flight with my dragon wings of ambition
- Woke up feeling like a dragon in a world full of knights
- Sippin’ on dragon spice and everything nice
- Flames on the outside, warmth on the inside. That’s the dragon way
- Roaring into the weekend with fierce vibes and dragon pride
20 Cute Dragon Puns
- You are dragon me crazy with your cuteness!
- Having a ‘pawsome’ day, just like a little dragon with its tiny claws
- Sending you a dragon hug because you are fire-tastically adorable
- You are the dragon to my heart, always sparking joy
- Feeling ‘scale-tastically’ cute today
- You make my heart flutter like a dragon’s wings
- Cute as a dragon in a cupcake shop
- Dragon kisses and cuddles for anyone who needs them
- You’re not just cute; you are ‘roar’-some
- Adorableness level: Dragon overload
- You are my little dragon buddy in this big, magical world
- Sparkling scales and a heart full of cute vibes
- Dropping by with a load of dragon cuddles and cuteness
- Your cuteness is hotter than a dragon’s breath
- Slaying the cuteness game with a touch of dragon magic
- You are the firefly in my dragon night
- Feeling snug and cute, just like a dragon in its cozy cave
- Dragon cuteness overload: Proceed with heart-melting caution
- You are so cute; you could charm the scales off a dragon
- Tiny dragons of joy are spreading cuteness everywhere
Wrap Up
With their mythical charm, dragons have proven to be the perfect canvas for playful wordplay and hearty chuckles. We hope these fire-sparking jokes have added a touch of whimsy and laughter to your day.